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ぴょもちゃん

Pyomo-chan

Was once...

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A snotnosed middle school brat...
With an oversized black hoodie...
Using the school computers to browse DeviantArt... Carrying around old Inuyasha volumes... Humming the YuYu Hakusho Toonami theme in the halls...
Spending weekends chatting with gaia friends, while watching endless Naruto fansub filler...
There's a whole freakin' ginormous world of Japanimation beyond Pokémon, and Dragon Ball... ENDLESS ADVENTURE AHEAD!!!!
wHOAA Death Note, an epic cat and mouse mystery!
Haruhi... whoa?!?! This is the most anime anime there ever was! Everything's so dang cute n' stylish!!
And the whole convention is full of cosplayers!!! They're just like meeeee!!!
And more? Wait... Anime can... look like -- - -- -
Monster
The historical setting... The villain... This's a real flippin' masterpiece... The whole context of what anime is... is now changed forever... sugoi...
Okayyy TTGL... Back to an anime-anime... How could someone ever stay depressed after such an epic?! Some guy named Imaishi made this?! I bow my lowly forehead to you...?!
Visual Novels... Doujins... Seasonals...
Seasonals for years, and years... Watching new anime as soon as they're minted...
--
Huh...
These seasonals... They're all the same now... Boobie harems, and hype action shows that get forgotten in a month...
Everything was so hype at the start of the season... But I'm tired of being letdown... Wonder what my backlog has--
Gunbuster... Holy shit... It's Gainax actually being original and epic instead of derivative.... And it's from the 80s?!?
And the last episode is the best thing Anno ever produced... And another point, why do people even like Eva when there's Ideon?!
Rose Of Versailles, then Ie Naki Ko, Takarajima...
What the hell is this medium?!
🤛Ashita No Joe...🤜 the whole foundation of anime bows their lowly butts to Dezaki!!!
A true Artiste! Just look at what he and Akio did with their teensy budget...
His stories are so much deeper than all than all of the soulless power fantasies of today... (Clannad movie excluded)
...
Look at the state of this fandom...
I can't believe people are watching bILLY-b0B-DARK-HAIRED-LITTLE-SHOUNEN-BOY-salaryman who dies and turns into a tennis shoe while attracting endless tits and demon lords...
Why even watch Isekai #20493 when they haven't even seen Berserk....
...and that's a foundational show that they should teach in Anime daycare... (FOR ADULTS)
I'm an artist too, you know... And so much better than all these half-baked fakers...
thEY GeT A WhOLe ANiMaAAaTiOn PrOdUcTiOn WhIlE I jUsT EaT YoGuRt In mY jAMmIeS?!?
aNd NoW i HaVe ToOO WaSH mY JaMies TOo?!?
fUCK IT...
UNEMPLOYED FOR A FUCKING DECADE... JUST LIKE SATO... No worse than Sato... I'm in my 30s now... Sato was a young man...
I'M GONNA TAKE THE LAST BIT O' ME PENNIES BEFORE I GO --
n'
GO SEE THE PROMIsED lAAAAAaaaaAAAAAANDDDDD!!!!
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日本
"WHOA!!! THIS LAND MASS BELOW ME MUST BE JAPAN!!!"
I TOOK THE CLEANEST BREATH I'VE EVER TAKEN...
THE AIR SMELLED LIKE SUSHI AND MAID CAFES AND PURE CULTURE
NARITA, THE AIRPORT, IS SUCH A JAPANESE SOUNDING NAME!!!
. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .
THATS WHEN I SEE IT
RUNNING AT ME LIKE AKIRA IN THE SHITTY DEVILMAN REBOOT
YUASA THINKS HE CAN COMPARE TO THE FUNNY ASS 1980s DUB?!?
WAIT WHAT IS THAT THING?! IT'S ---
AN ANGRY TRUCK THAT HAS THE FACE OF A DEMON
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ITS FROM ANIME
IT LOOKS LIKE ITS FROM A KUBRICK MOVIE
JAPAN IS THE HOME OF ANIME!!!!
JAPAN MADE COMIC PARTY!!!
JAPAN SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS AMERICAN GARBO LOOKING --
CRASH
Silence... A void darker than black...
Finally, I look up out of the fog and see someone....
It's an itsy bitsy teeny tiny little fox haired goddess staring down at me from above, leering smugly...
She looked like the most generic ass goddess character anyone could imagine...
"You tried to watch it all, didn't you? Or did you?"
"I suppose all that really "mattered" to you was finding that grainy 15 minute OVA from the 70s..."
and posting about the dutch angles on your little elitest discord..."
"Yes, you sure saw it all..."
"And you understood...
nothing...
"Hmmm... I'll make you a deal Pyomo."
"Yessss cutie... that's your name... Pyomo... My little Pyomo-yoyo...."
"Find one person who truly gets it —

just one —

and you'll go free, Pyomo"
Aren't you much cuter now...
            still the insufferably cringe weeb, though...

Though... you could still use a deodorant sponsorship...

You've become the thing you always secretly admired...

        And yet...

    You live your life watching and waiting...

                Alone in this black void...

        What was anime, then?

        It was a way to stroke your puny little ego... or...?

                Hah... Despair not...

                    You can escape this hell...

                    Resume your oh-so-great life digging through the archives...

                You just have to find them...

        The one person with perfect taste...

    The same list as yours...

Until then, you're trapped in this hell forever...

                Pyomo huffed.

            And puffed...
        She sighed and a cute little uwu came out...

    "uuuuuuuuu"

         She was not holding her breath...

    That someone could actually have good taste...

She...

    w A s

        LoSt
                at
                    sea
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