Pyomo used to be just your average normal everyday elitist weeb... But now she's trapped until she can find someone with the perfect taste.
Pyomo uses your anime list to give you a shareable report card, recommend you retro anime based off your taste, and even play games (both single and multiplayer) with you. There's easter eggs abound, and a darker mystery to solve underneath the surface...
Your report card written for you.
Every report card is built live from your actual list. Top picks, drops, score patterns, and hot takes that could only be from you. Watch Pyomo roast you and give you a grade. The card is yours to keep, share, or quietly drop in an ugly trashcan.
The release meter
Pyomo is trapped... until she can find the single person with perfect taste. As more grades come, Pyomo might get closer to release... Can you save her?
Your profileopt-in
Sign in and your cards save to a profile. Make it public so visitors can thumbs-up or down. The best ones climb the Top Rated Cards leaderboard.
She'll find you something older, and probably better.
Hand Pyomo your list. She digs back through 1970s through early 2000s anime for picks you'd never surface yourself. Current-season picks too, when you ask. The archive is where she lives.
GUNBUSTER
Aim for the Top! · dir. Hideaki Anno
Built from your top shelves
Pyomo reads what you actually rate highly, then digs through the things that influenced them. The picks are personal, not popular.
Current seasonif you must
Ask and she'll do this season too. She'll complain. The picks will still be good, just with more visible suffering on her part.
She built an arcade with your list.
Quizzes, taste duels, daily trials. Play solo against the data, or against another person with their own list loaded in. Pyomo is a sore loser. That's part of the appeal.
THE WEEB
TRIAL
NIGHT
Solo, against the data
Most games run on Pyomo's archive. Beat a difficulty band, climb the ladder, get a few Pyomo Points for the cosmetics store.
Multiplayer, against your list
Send a duel link to a friend. Both lists load. Pyomo umpires and is loud about it. Winner picks the loser's next watch.
Dress up the shell.
Pyomo lives in a handheld on your dashboard, and the handheld is yours to customize. New skins, charms, stickers. Pop the screen open and feed her your anime scores while you're at it.
Your shell, your way.
Earn Pyomo Points (★) by playing games, hitting daily streaks, and feeding her scores from your list. Spend them on skins, charms, and sticker slots. Some items get a real reaction out of her. A few unlock new rooms behind the screen.
Skins, charms, stickers
Swap the device shell, replace the wings, slot up to three stickers. Pyomo has opinions about all of it. Your loadout carries across the dashboard.
Pyomo Points ★
Earned through games, daily logins, and trial wins. Separate currency from roast credits. Spend on cosmetics, eggs, room upgrades.
The Hall of Taste
A standing record of the best cards, the worst duelists, the highest streaks. Opt your card in once and it's eligible for everything. Pyomo curates personally and complains constantly.
- 1archive_rat_88247 votes · 96% upA · 92%
- 2soundtrack_brain192 votes · 94% upA− · 88%
- 3dezaki_apologist166 votes · 91% upA− · 85%
- 4mecha_widow149 votes · 88% upB+ · 80%
- 5vhs_dad134 votes · 86% upB+ · 77%
- 1dezaki_apologist1970s + early 80s OVAs98%
- 2archive_rat_88ideon + gunbuster shelf96%
- 3no_seasonals_pls0 currently-airing watched95%
- 4brutalist_animemonster-only diet93%
- 5cel_paintedcgi makes her physically ill91%
- 1moemaster9934W · 6L · 2K elo2,041
- 2GigaWeeb42029W · 11L · streak ×81,892
- 3soundtrack_brain27W · 9L1,810
- 4cel_painted22W · 13L1,704
- 5vhs_dad20W · 14L1,672
How to qualifyopt-in
Sign in, generate a card, set it public. From there everything you do — duels, trials, daily streaks — feeds the ladders.
More ladders coming
Daily Trial streaks, Predict the Weeb, Pyomagachi bond. Categories rotate seasonally and Pyomo invents new ones when she's bored.